What I never did is done~: MY ODE TO AMERICA IN THESE EUROVISION TIMES

candymunchesd:

IN THE UNITED STATES I WAS BORN AND RAISED

ON THE LAND OF FREE WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

BALD EAGLES, FRENCH FRIES, BEING OH SO COOL

AND ALL SHOOTING SOME FREEDOM AT COUNTRIES OUT OF OUR LAND

WHEN A COUPLE OF COUNTRIES, THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD

SPREADING COMMUNISM IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD


I…

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hungarysovaries: I don’t approve of any of this.
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hungarysovaries:

I don’t approve of any of this.

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lampsarepeopletoo:

reverse shadow

tripping

me

out

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

  • Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
  • Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
  • Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
  • Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
  • Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
  • Woman: That's a shame.
  • Me: Why?
  • Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
  • Cashier: Why is it a shame?
  • Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
  • Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
  • Woman: It's offensive!
  • Me: But how does it affect you?
  • Woman: What?
  • Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
  • Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
  • Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
  • Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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what if we had like freedomvision

thesupercoolamerican:

gigglehappy:

diylobotomy:

and every state in the us has a rep 

it would be great

FREEDOMVISION

That would divide us so much further omg

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oh lordi-chan

　

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cunief0rm:

clitstuck:

cheeeeeeen:

affectionatestitches:

colemotherfuckingphelps:

THANK THE LORD JESUS.

its like fucking christmas up in here

kisses tumblr on the cheek

OH MY GOD I’VE NEEDED THIS FOR YEARS ;A; THANK YOU

for anyone who is good enough at art to actually draw people, here u go

now imma go back to drawing SHITTY BEARS OR WHATEVER

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powerpuffpotato replied to your post: shit i’m really lonely someone be my friend
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HELLO FRIEND.

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themadnavigator:

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doomedmaiden:

fuckyeahterriblehetaliaart:

russian-tupperware:

Forever Reblog.

 OhshitguysIcan’tbreatheohmeingott

this is good yes

Welcome back to my blog.

moi

moi

motherfucker

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can’t not reblog

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